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1. (Wal Mart) (1115↑, 163↓)
the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt

lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart

2. (Wal Mart) (570↑, 110↓)
1. The destroyer of small businesses. 2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ).

I wouldn't buy my clothes at Wal-Mart.

3. (Wal Mart) (335↑, 98↓)
Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again\!"

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/215638
4. (Wal Mart) (295↑, 71↓)
A place that you can work for that will fire you if you get hurt. And, it has the lowest pay of any other place to work for. A place that will fire you for calling an ambalance if you see some one have a heart attack.

wal*mart is a peace of shit,cock sucking place to work for.

5. (wal mart) (265↑, 56↓)
-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof -a place where every female of child bearing age is preggnant.

im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.

6. (Wal Mart) (196↑, 53↓)
A larger yard sale.

My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.

7. (Wal Mart) (205↑, 69↓)
A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins\! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low\! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.

EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven. satan: this is hell fool\! EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart

Author: terminalblue.dyndns.org http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/415454
8. (Wal Mart) (112↑, 30↓)
Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

9. (Wal Mart) (100↑, 25↓)
Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)

I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.

10. (wal mart) (91↑, 19↓)
A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.

Wal mart: You can't escape me\! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light\!\!

11. (wal mart) (65↑, 19↓)
America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart. "I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper." "But you should have bought it somewhere local." "$5 is $5." "Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

12. (wal mart) (115↑, 74↓)
where broke fat men go to buy their clothes when they aint got a job or a low payin job and they need to shop at wal mart cause they broke ass niggas where cheap dudes go to get their girls presents when they aint got no damn job or is broke

dang did you see his new shirt , it cheesy as hell , he got it at wal mart, poor broke nigga

13. (Wal Mart) (72↑, 35↓)
to put it simply the essence of hell yes it is HELL
14. (wal mart) (53↑, 19↓)
The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?" Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

15. (Wal Mart) (67↑, 36↓)
The [Microsoft] of the department store industry. It's THE place to go shopping if you are the type who lives in a [trailer] or the [ghetto].

And the trailer trash and ghetto folks from all over America all lined up in front of Wal Mart, dressed in their best clothes, ready to buy everything that's on sale there.

16. (wal mart) (42↑, 17↓)
a store where cheap ass people shop at.

guy 1: dude, i need to buy some clothes guy 2: lets go to the mall guy 1: naw, i dont have a lot of money guy 2: i guess we're off to wal mart guy 1: good choice\!\!\! they ALWAYS HAVE LOW PRICES

17. (wal mart) (23↑, 6↓)
a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english\! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week\! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.

i boycott wal mart\! he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead. boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?" girl: "wal-mart\! that's why it was so cheap\!" boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's\!" paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?

18. (Wal Mart) (42↑, 27↓)
an adjective; poor and white trash, lower class, no sense of style or taste. also can be used to describe something that caters to the lowest common denomonator of pop culture.

The tractor pull was so Wal Mart, there were so many mullets and fat chicks in sweatsuits there.

Author: BgBearCollegeGuy http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/21500
19. (Wal Mart) (37↑, 26↓)
A major department store. Putting K-Mart out of business

I love Wal-Mart and Target.

20. (wal mart) (12↑, 2↓)
1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening. 2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".

John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre. "Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."

21. (Wal Mart) (31↑, 22↓)
Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil

Satan: Roll Baaaaaaaaaack

22. (Wal Mart) (7↑, 3↓)
1. The root of all evil masked by a cute little smiley face that is really only after the little bit of money you have. 2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month 3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours

1. Wal Mart: slashing prices, slashing away small businesses, and slashing your economy\! 2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight? Person 2: First of the month\! Food stamp time\! 3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?

23. (wal mart) (12↑, 9↓)
A cover for sex when you don't want someone else to know.

Guy 1: Dude I'm goin to wal mart tonight Guy 2: Hell yeah me too Girl: What do you guys need at wal mart?

24. (Wal Mart) (3↑, 1↓)
1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.

As invective "Go to Wal Mart"

25. (wal mart) (11↑, 18↓)
an evil world wide retail empire that treats their employees like shit. its alot more subtle than the old factory when your boss would swear at you. most anything you buy there will fall apart sooner than later. or it is shit quality to begin with. what do you expect from young chinese women who work 70+ hours a week and are confined to a prison like dormitory in mainland china mega sweatshops. i use to go to walmart cause i am an insomniac and to look at all the college pussy shopping and fucking around in the big box shit hole(wal mart). but for the past year of so my penis is stuck in the 6 oclock position. i lost my libido, probably due to a long period of stress and the result being depression. now i am an emotional invalid on ssi.

i bought the toshiba sattelite special xmas laptop for 400usd + a 50 dollar extra warranty. i noticed on the first day i tried it out, video was choppy or bad quality even though i have broadband shared with my landlord upstairs. it crashes alot. it can manage some 3d but it just crashes on most 3d programs. the keyboard is already falling apart. it freezes up alot. the graphics card is a mystery because they act like your too stupid to know that that is the most important part of a computer today. you can have all the ram up your ass, and all the hard drive and all the processing speed in the world, and a super fast connection, but if you have shit for a graphics card you got a circa 1990's machine(i.e. pc)as far as graphic and video are concerned. so i'm fucking told. i think wal mart and toshiba got together and took the graphics card out and sold this last years model for 389 usd to screw the buyer and make profit on something worth less than what third world children get on that ugly green thing. although the crank dynamo is very smart:free electricity via human effort. in australia, or wherever, they have a pull chord like on dolls that talk or like an old lawnmower. this is an even more efficient way or producing human made electricity. just pull and the fly wheel just multiplies your effort many times. reader: hasus christos you dumb fuck why didn't you bring it back if you knew it was shit in the firs couple days. i mean wal fart gives you 15 days you moron. me: yeah, i know all that. like i said i am an emotional invalid and holidays were really fucking, like suicidal. i overused my klonopin(in the valium family of drugs) and my fucking idiot doctor(i.e.psychiatrist) almost didn't write me a refill. benzo withdrawal is worse than opiate detox. i was almost in a world of shit on top of the world of shit i am already in. so now its a month and a half later and i guess sooner or later i'll call their warranty guy who they say are contracted out and come to your house. ahhh thats nice and convenient for me, but chances are the kid probably knows shit about computers just like, me and is ordered by wal fart to say: can't be fixed.

26. (Wal Mart) (15↑, 42↓)
The place where real bitches hang out.

We're going to Walmart to get some reel bitches, the bitches here are wack-ass.

27. (wal mart) (7↑, 41↓)
sex. an orgy would be supercenter.

That guy and I went to wal mart today and then he got some friends and took me to the supercenter.

28. (wal mart) (13↑, 47↓)
Great Place to walk around; you always see someone you know and usually wal mart can result in a good experience.

Hey im so tired of sitting around, lets go to wal mart and harrass some people.

Author: Sam the wal mart cart pushin guy http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/519640
29. (Wal Mart) (23↑, 60↓)
Wal mart is the BOMB\!\!\! Ghetto faboulus style is always in just hide the tags
Author: A true gangsta http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/58016
30. (Wal Mart) (16↑, 54↓)
A place where the real players go, and none of the rich boy preppy bitches go because they to stuck up and shop at places like the gap and abercrombie

"why don't you stop living your life like it matters what kind of clothes people see you in you scared bitch"

31. (Wal Mart) (10↑, 63↓)
possibly the best store I know. I dont buy clothes there cept their witty baby tees.

Gosh, I'm so bored. Wanna go to wal mart?

32. (Wal Mart) (20↑, 88↓)
The King of the retail stores, founded by Sam Walton,that features a great selection of high-quality merchandise, friendly service and low everyday prices.

I'm going to shop at Wal Mart today in search of some great deals on all the items I need.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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